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you are too late, rogue!
with the focusing iris under my control, i can channel the power of azeroth's ley lines directly to my magnificent self!
drained of magic, your world will be ripe for destruction by my demon masters, and MY power will be LIMITLESS!
EAT MAGIC, IMPOSTER!
for centuries, the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the deepest seaeaeaeaeaeaeas has been shrouded in mistika, and supersupersupersuperstition.
some say its a hostel inhabited by the strangest creeps. others that it serves as a dangerous outhouse.
legend has it that the only hope of ever getting out of there is a mask that every deep-sea cucumber has been craving for years. a mask they say, everyone is prepared to fuck for, and risk their life to possess.
but the only way of ever finding out... is to fuck around, and find out.
bionicle presents the
annual bionicle buffet
a three day event featuring an all you can eat smorgasbord of
- pies
- pastries
- pizza
- grilled salmon
- ussal crabs
- dumplings
- cakes
- sandwiches
- protodermis
- stuffed peppers
- mutton
- brisket
- rusty nails
- coins
- disc launchers
- meatballs
- fresh-squeezed lemonade
- lithium batteries
- cigarettes
- fingernail clippings
- deviled eggs
- bicycle chains
- cone snails
- acorns
- scorpions
- cactus needles
- rubber bands
- pencil shavings
- grilled salmon
- eggrolls
- spoiled yogurt
- staples
- wichetty grubs
- paint chips
- rotten cheese
- battery acid
this page isnt long enough to test the sticky scrolling so heres even more text and stuff
here is a list from memory of every touhou character from EoSD to UDoALG in chronological order
- reimu
- marisa
- rumia
- daiyousei
- cirno
- meiling
- koakuma
- patchouli
- sakuya
- remilia
- flandre
- letty
- chen
- alice
- merlin
- lunasa
- lyrica
- youmu
- yuyuko
- ran
- yukari
- wriggle
- mystia
- keine
- tewi
- reisen
- eirin
- kaguya
- mokou
- aya
- yuuka
- medicine
- komachi
- eikishiki
- shizuha
- minoriko
- hina
- nitori
- momiji
- sanae
- kanako
- suwako
- kisume
- yamame
- parsee
- yuugi
- satori
- orin
- okuu
- koishi
- nazrin
- kogasa
- ichirin
- unzan
- minamitsu
- shou
- byakuren
- nue
- kyouko
- yoshika
- seiga
- futo
- tojiko
- miko
- mamizou
- wakasagihime
- sekibanki
- kagerou
- benben
- the other tsukumo sister
- seija
- shinmyoumaru
- raiko
- seiran
- ringo
- doremy
- nagume
- clownpiece
- junko
- hecatia
- eternity
- the mountain hag
- aunn
- the jizo statue
- the backup dancers
- okina
- eika
- the cow lady
- kutaka
- yacchie
- the hanoi statue
- keiki
- saki
- mike
- takane
- konngara
- jimbo
- misumaru
- tsukasa
- megumu
- chimata
- momoyo
- chiyari
- son biten
- enoko
- hisami
- zanmu
