Zombo No. Five
~ Weaselly Warlock Telling Tall Tales ~

story

• In life she ran a small store in Lordaeron which was basically an occult shop, full of all sorts of strange and magical doodads and artifacts with varying degrees of actual worth and usefulness. Most of her stuff was random junk that she ascribed with fake fantastical powers and lore, with a few genuinely interesting finds like old hexxing materials from the Amani tribe.
• She still continues this practice in death, although her storefront was destroyed so now she's a travelling saleswoman trying to hawk random junk she finds onto strangers.
• One time she found an ancient tome detailing summoning rituals, which to her surprise were actually legit. She bound the summoned demons to her, and uses them as personal bodyguards and servants.

personality

• She loves messing with people's heads and is an absolute troll. She will never give you a straight answer to anything and it is nearly impossible to tell whether she is actually lying when she talks about her experiences and the items she has to sell you. To add extra confusion, when asked for clarification on things she will often purposefully change her story altogether just to mess with the listener.
• She goes by Zombo #5 for reasons that are unknown to everyone but her. My personal theory is that it means nothing but she has it there as bait for people to ask her about it. The amount of different explanations she has given for what the number 5 means is immeasurable. Some of the common ones include; She's a ghost and this is her 5th mortal form, she was the 5th ever Forsaken risen by Arthas, She was the 5th in line of her family running their store, She has gone through and lost 5 separate eyeballs, and she won 5th place in a secret Undercity demon summoning contest.

other

• She is missing both of her eyes so is effectively blind, but can still see through the Eye of Kilrogg, as well as with help from her seeing-eye felhunter.